Total Medals Earned: 830 (From 148 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,515 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/160 points)
Remember to wash your hands
"forget" to wash your hands
Complete 20 successful hacks
Detonate 30 C4
Obtain 100 items from vending machines
Detonate 10 landmines
Pick 20 locks
Break 30 Necks
Kill 50 Guards
Take 10,000 footsteps
Have enough time left to get a soda in The Getaway
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 5/8 (70/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Find that secret block...
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 6/17 (150/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 2/23 (15/500 points)
Complete 5 levels on any difficulty
Complete Special Challenge on 1 Stage
Complete 10 levels on any difficulty
Seed 100 leafs
Complete Special Challenge on 10 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 2 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 3 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 4 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 5 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 6 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 7 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 8 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 9 Stage
Destroy 100 crystals
Complete all levels on any difficulty
Complete Special Challenge on 11 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 12 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 13 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 14 Stage
Complete Special Challenge on 15 Stage
Complete all special challenges
Complete all levels on moderate difficulty
Complete all levels on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 8/9 (85/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/210 points)
Escape from the temple!
Escape without dying once
Escape without using either rifle
Kill every creature in the temple
Escape from the temple in under ten minutes
Gain every other medal
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.